It Occurs To Me...

I have not posted in a while.
Hence, I will post tomorrow.
However, in the meantime, visit www.myspace.com/aparticularshadeof to hear some good music and email me at austinspl350@gmail.com to get a copy of the demo for $5.
Cheers!

Classy...

So it seems that a Pennsylvania high school got a great memento for its junior prom.
Wow...
The school is now worried it sent the wrong message.
Really?
I don't think so.
Let's just give them a complementary condom or something too.
You could put the name of the school or the symbol on the packaging.
That'd be a good memento too.
We aren't suggesting that they ever will use such mementos... especially that same night.
End sarcasm.
Common sense, people.
Do you want juniors in high school thinking that it's fine to drink underage?
Well, the prom committee for Warwick High School thinks so.
It makes me laugh.

Well this is cool

Check this out... here.
Pretty neat.

Disturbed... and THIS Close from Writing an Angry Letter

So I was watching a late night show when I saw something which shocked me beyond words.
Livid with rage, I continued to watch like the idiot I am.
The Lord (Lady?) of All Nefarious, Devious, Horrific, Terrifying, and/or All Consuming Evil, also known as Martha Stewart, was showing us how to make "pet friendly crafts."
For one, I don't need that mental scarring.
And since when are convicted felons allowed to give us ideas on what is friendly?
I mean really.
Besides, since when to pets really care about crafts?
Other than chewing, peeing on, nibbling, or ignoring them in the case of dogs, ferrets, rabbits, and cats, respectively.
Well at least now I know how to make a doily for my parakeet.

Hmm... didn't think I would say that when I woke up this morning...

On a side note, Mrs. Sata- sorry, Stewart, is on Twitter.
Along with Opera.
So much evil on one site must rip open a hole in the space-time continuum...

Some Beefs to Pick

It's 9:47 and I have some beefs I need to get off my chest.
First, to all you folks from across the pond, they are called sprinkles, not JIMMIES!
Second, Yes, we know Chuck Norris is cool. Stop saying jokes about him.
Third, if it's a FAST FOOD drive thru, why do I have to pull up even when I have a perfectly normal order?
Fourth, Paula Abdul. No comment, just Paula.
Fifth, all the people on competition shows that I hate win. Example, Adam Lambert. Hasn't won yet, but probably will.
Sixth, the French. Let's at least go the Switzerland route. Retreat is not an option, and if you're going to get invaded by a crazed mad-man in and World War, at least have cool knives.
Seventh, other drivers. Let's get this straight. I want to get where I'm going alive and preferably in the same physical state as I was when I left. Let's cool it on the, "Hey there's Austin let's cut him off and almost kill him" method of driving. That wasn't in the DMV manual.
Eighth, the number eight.
Ninth, K-Fed.
Tenth, Kanye West, for the same reason as K-Fed. As in, there doesn't have to be a reason.
Eleventh, lists that go longer than ten. These tend to waste my time.
Twelfth, are you still reading after the eleventh?

Real Quick

BREAKING NEWS!!!
Paula Abdul has had a pain pill addiction for the past two years.
And in other news, the sky is blue, Andy Dick is annoying, and Oprah's fat needs to make up its mind.

Star Trek Warp Drive

Complements of slashdot.org and Space.com...
A recent article indicates that the warp drive in Star Trek might not be impossible after all.
All we have to do, apparently, is move space time.

Yea, I'll get right on that.

Oh, and really?
Come on now...