Disturbed... and THIS Close from Writing an Angry Letter

So I was watching a late night show when I saw something which shocked me beyond words.
Livid with rage, I continued to watch like the idiot I am.
The Lord (Lady?) of All Nefarious, Devious, Horrific, Terrifying, and/or All Consuming Evil, also known as Martha Stewart, was showing us how to make "pet friendly crafts."
For one, I don't need that mental scarring.
And since when are convicted felons allowed to give us ideas on what is friendly?
I mean really.
Besides, since when to pets really care about crafts?
Other than chewing, peeing on, nibbling, or ignoring them in the case of dogs, ferrets, rabbits, and cats, respectively.
Well at least now I know how to make a doily for my parakeet.

Hmm... didn't think I would say that when I woke up this morning...

On a side note, Mrs. Sata- sorry, Stewart, is on Twitter.
Along with Opera.
So much evil on one site must rip open a hole in the space-time continuum...