So. Women.

Alright, so a lot of people have asked me to start a blog.
So here it is.
First of, women.
As is obvious, I'm a guy, but I have some collected wisdom passed down from older folks to you, the unsuspecting male.
First, smell good.
AXE, body washes, cologne, all that junk, not necessary.
All you need is a deodorant that lasts and a small amount of aftershave.
Very small.
Second, LISTEN!
News flash: Girls NEVER want your opinion.
When they say they want your opinion, they want you to agree with them.
Third, everything looks good no matter what it is.
Which dress do you think I should wear?
DEATH TRAP
Correct Answer: You look good in everything.
Incorrect Answer: Anything Else.

More musings later.